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Alright you love her, but you need not say that 24*7.
alphaBRO

Learn to wipe your internet history like a pro.
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When shit can’t be dodged, learn to embrace it with arms wide open.
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A bro is an evil mastermind.
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If she won’t, then someone else will.
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Don’t ever do drugs.
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If you’re above 10, instant noodles doesn’t count as cooking.
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Sometimes the best thing you can earn is experience.
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Always remember, your dad is your best bro.
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Don’t be the guy who overstays his welcome.
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